and there’s the Australian part of Thor coming out.
fact: australians are secretly actually descended from vikings
As an Australian, I can confirm that we are actually descended from viking gods.
not only are we their descendants but they often join us for festivities and beer, like a really big family reunion.
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
A sister more like me.
okay I usually try to make it a rule to not reblog things to this blog
but exceptions must be made
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE I HAVE ASTHMA AND I CAN’T BREATHE